Author Archives: Elkins

About Elkins

Calling Austin home, Muthalovin Elkins is currently working a dead-end job in a cube. Awesome, right? When free time strikes, I post pictures of Ford Raptors! Awesomer, right? I have another blog, but I will not self promote here. Self promotion is stupid. Yours Truly, Muthalovin Elkins

MOAR RAPTORZ PR0NZ!!!

Posted on October 8, 2010 by Elkins
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RAPTOR!

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Elkins

Because I can, and because work is slow, enjoy Raptor pr0n!

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Mother Nature vs. Science!

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Elkins

What the fuck will it take to kill Dick Cheney?!? Seriously? Dick has had 5 heart attacks since he was 39. It seems as though his body has been trying to reject his cold, black heart for 30 years, but … Continue reading →

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TSLA

Posted on July 7, 2010 by Elkins

Tesla, the vaporware motorcar company that makes a Lotus car heavy recently dropped its IPO. People got a little crazy about it. Tesla raised a brick-ton of cash money, but then, today, shit went south. Via Autoblog, Financial expert Michael … Continue reading →

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