What the fuck will it take to kill Dick Cheney?!? Seriously? Dick has had 5 heart attacks since he was 39. It seems as though his body has been trying to reject his cold, black heart for 30 years, but thanks to the latest advancements in science, his blood still pumps.
Cheney has more gears and pumps in his chest than Darth Vader had. I can rest assured that he will still be alive and kicking (and shooting lawyers in the face) when my kids start school. Thanks to science.
